Air Guitar, Hairspray and a Dopey Smile - The Life & Times of Andrew G
Andrew G...
Why do i hate thee?
Fellow who makes many 14yr old girls happy on channel V
Your insipid smile, cheeky grin, styled stubble, or blow dried locks,
Oz Idol real TV job.... you're top of the pops
So anyway he won "Cleo Bachelor of the Year"...
Andrew G's acceptance speech (grinning inanely - with one of those big plastic cheques for $10K in his hand) ".......wow..what a surprise...As there are so many guys {referring to fellow studdly competitors) here who spend so much more time in the gym than me......"
What should have happened next - 20 really massive gym buffed animals swash buckle the stage and beat Andrew G to a pulp....
Sure Andrew G, but not nearly as much time in front of a mirror having their hair treated, teased, blow dried...etc etc.etc.
PUNK
2 Comments:
andrew gunzman... the name says it all. what a tossa'
meX
do not take offence but for a split-second there i thought the andrew you were referring to was none-other than the mus-er from floor no.13
not the biggest gym-junky but i hear you make a nice fettuchini boscaiola (?)
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